Thursday, February 24, 2011

Lipas vs. Lisa. :)


As i was blog walking and sebok-sebok reading my daily blogs, i bump into an interesting entry posted by my cousin Siti.

Oh gosh, reading her entry gave me those goosebumps with all my bulu-bulu roma standing... shushhhh... scary nyaa...

Dear Siti,
You are not alone, i'm scared of that creature too. And if ever people say you tergedik-gedik takut kat lipas, meh sini i smack down dia... ingat kite nie tade keja lain ke nak tergedik-gedik tengok lipas.. eh eh, terEmo pulak..heheh...

I dislike lipas, if ade je lipas kat rumah, i will runnnnnnnnnnn as fast as i can sambil nak carik tempat tinggi untuk panjat... funny?? not for me, sbb bile tgk lipas tu gerak-gerak i would do the craziest thing that i could never imagine.. orang yang tengok me, confirm leh gelak guling-guling...

It all started back then when i was 11 years old, i was crossing the road, suddenly i felt, something moving in my baju... i seluk my baju then i saw a huge lipas in my handsssssss... i was like what the fishhhhhhhhhhh???

2nd time i kena when i was 14 years old, being Head Prefect kat skolah, confirm la budak2 laki anti gilaaaa kan... as i walk into the class, i saw the guys were smiling at me, i sat down, open my pencil case, amik ko, berebut rebut lipas terbang keluar dari pencil caseeeee... again, what the fishhhhhhhhhh, cuak gile, melompat atas meja sambil nangisssss, the boys were laughing their heads off, jahat sungguh kamuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!! The English teacher was shocked with my reactions, then she scolded and told me 'Why are u bringing cockroaches to school??'... adeiii teacher, takkan la mak saya nak bekalkan lipas kot!!!!! Common sense teacher!!!!!!

the 3rd time, it happen when i was 19 years old, i was having my shower, suddenly out of no where, the lipas came out right in front of me, ape lagi, dengan sepantas kilat, i rannnnnnnn out the toilet, sedar-sedar i was in my towel betul-betul kat gate rumahhhh... Thank God sempat capai towel... damn u lipas!

Well, till this very day, i can't stand lipas, everytime i see them, i would scream my lugs out, and as usual, hubby would save me from lipas. Thank God dapat suami yang gagah! hehehe... So sape yang pernah ckp i married 'abang pendek' well sependek pendek suamiku, dia tetap gagah bagiku!! after all, we have 2 adorable babies...

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Mudd said...

babe..kejadian lipas while u driving tu lagi haruuu..elok je si lipas tu melintas atas dashboard u.. :p hahahahahahah....:P

mohseinlisa said...

byk lagi kisah lipas nih, lagi satu, ada lipas dalam wafer peanut butter & chocolate..perghh..mmg terbaik..lapar sungguh lipas itu..nasib baik Puan Lisa tak lompat kluar dari kereta yg sedang bergerak.. :P

AyuJelitaz said...

samalaahh.. x suke lipas gaks.. lagi2 lipas yg pandai terbang2 tuh, ya ampunnnnnnnnnnnnn....

saya said...

wa... lipas terbang! mmg lari tak cukup tanah!

miMiE aZiMaSK ^V^ said...

aduuhh terus rasa meremang segala bulu lisa oii tgk lipas besoo tuh.. me too.. pengeliness yg utama kalau bab lipas nie..
eihh menyebut pun dah rasa cam ada benda merayap.. ok.. dah...